MattSavinarAstrology

Not a question, just a bit of fun:

How many of each sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries:   Too late, he's already changed it.

Taurus:   "That bulb can last a while longer."

Gemini:   One to turn the bulb and another one to blog about it.

Cancer:    "I know what you meant by that.  How can you be so CRUEL?"  (Weeps, logs onto internet "Light Bulb Change Survivor" support group.)

Leo:  "If you want to ask me out, just ask."

Virgo:   (Sigh) "I have to do everything."

Libra:    Undecided.

Scorpio:  "None of your f---ing business."

Sagittarius:   Not present; the house-sitter can do it.

Capricorn:   One.  Don't be silly.

Aquarius:   Already invented something else.

Pisces:   "What?"